What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future