What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t