What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal