Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice