Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!