Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.