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Having to admit you have autism :,P
You give them an autopsy
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Find out after the break.
You only get paid in tips.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
A con-fession.
Needle them
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw
Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw
Stamp
Apparently, that's you.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
