Because Windows 8 9.
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
Skip
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
Because 7 (eight) 9
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Because my PC is a Dell.