None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Parachute
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Because business is booming.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Heifer-weizen.