How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers