How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Previous Random Joke Next

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry