How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.