How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!