How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.