How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......