How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin