How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.