What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."