How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights