What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON