Math Lesson Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Algae Bra Jokes More Algae Bra Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.