Her algae bra.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Clowns Without Borders.
Hit him in the face with an axe
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
A swallow
Your calves.
The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!
My girlfriend
An algae bra.
Algae-bra.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
Sub humans.
Some people are against shooting guns.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.