Math Lesson Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.