You mean apart from my own
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....