How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....