How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.