How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."