What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Previous Random Joke Next
Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it