What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P