What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What can I get you Mr. President?

P