What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good