Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.