What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.