Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!