Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!