What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb