Apathy Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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