Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

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What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.