Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".