Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

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What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

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Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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We throw away the rappers.

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They go shopping at a department store.

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!