What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.