What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.