What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.