What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!