Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!