Cos I'm quitting today."
They told him his wife died recently.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
He had only one pupil.
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's