Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....