Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!