Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

What goes after USA?

USB.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss