Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US