What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.