What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen