What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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Because it was charged with battery.

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Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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inbred

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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Wom.

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.