Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again