Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!