Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.