Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.