U.S. State Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Minisoda Jokes More Minisoda Jokes

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"