What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.