What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.