What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

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What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.