Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!