Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!