Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.
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I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.
I'll tell you guys tomorrow
The Bawking Dead
I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM
A. Because of their loco motives
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Al Gore's the stiff one.
Because they'll crack up anyways
Timing
A Ramen Manual.
Whale huntings legal
They needed some space.
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Sake. (sock-key)
