Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!