Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

You might also enjoy:

Cellfie Jokes More Cellfie Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.