What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.