What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart