Octopus Prime Jokes

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

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Octopus Prime!

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.