What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.