What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#