What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.