Php Jokes

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.