Drunk Man Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Replay Jokes More Replay Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.