How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !