How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.