How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances