What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"