What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze