What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving