What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."