What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.