How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.