What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

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What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."