How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.