How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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What's a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.