Deadhead Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

Grateful Dead Fan Jokes More Grateful Dead Fan Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar