What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!