What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.