Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds